CAROLINE. Alert the lawyers.

CAROLINE.
Alert the lawyers.

Due to some inaccurate accounting, we’ll need $17,000 before the end of the day.
No questions asked. We’ll bring the money sacks around shortly.

In exchange, we’ll give you an extra hour in the Ball Pit. You’re welcome.

Let me tell you about a fella. Lived thousands of years ago. Only wanted folks to be a little nicer to each other. And in the end, he sacrificed himself to save us all.

You know who I’m talking about;


Hercules.

The Steam Summer Sale is upon us.
June 19th - June 30th
So break your piggy bank and check the couch cushions, and if that isn’t enough, remember that Aperture Science is willing to pay you several dollars for contributing to scientific advancement payments are non-transferable in the case of your death.

The Steam Summer Sale is upon us.

June 19th - June 30th

So break your piggy bank and check the couch cushions, and if that isn’t enough, remember that Aperture Science is willing to pay you several dollars for contributing to scientific advancement payments are non-transferable in the case of your death.

acatstale:

Amazeballs

OoC

((Livestreaming last night was a huge success, Cake was served. Finished Portal, and currently nearing the end of Water Hazard in Half Life 2.

Plans are to finish HL2 today starting at 1PM PST, so feel free to stop on by. Especially as I still have yet to traverse Ravenholm.

NO ON GOES TO RAVENHOLM ANYMORE….

http://www.twitch.tv/dombobomb/

))

PORTAL and HALF-LIFE 2 now on Nvidia Shield

Now you can enjoy Aperture Science on the go, with all the fun of testing, dodging death and contributing to the advancement of Science.

….you can also visit City 17 and see what an inferior “science” company creates….AND THE BASTARDS STILL HAVE MY BOAT.

Life stories on your wrist, courtesy of Cave Johnson.

Life stories on your wrist, courtesy of Cave Johnson.

((They’re actually licensed figures by Valve, made by 3A and Ashley Wood.
They were available on their store for a while, but now you can find them online. They go for ~$200 a piece.
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2ATL#.UzmoD9ybhnE
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2PB0#.UzmoQdybhnE
Thanks for asking!))

((They’re actually licensed figures by Valve, made by 3A and Ashley Wood.

They were available on their store for a while, but now you can find them online. They go for ~$200 a piece.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2ATL#.UzmoD9ybhnE

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2PB0#.UzmoQdybhnE

Thanks for asking!))

1 is the loneliest number.

Unless you include decimals and and imaginary numbers.

Then your life gets complicated.