~The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science.
I don't see crises - only challengitunities.
Any Questions? Ask Caroline, My PA.
Accurate rendition of me with the moon rocks in a gel.
Well aside from that one night with Caroline…
Cave Johnson — The Ambition Song
Sexual Innuendo Cave Johnson
A little brash, but I’m not going to deny I say some of these.
Welcome to the new Steam Profile and Layout.
If anyone’s interested in being in the beta, fill out an Aperture Science Test Subject Application Form (109-ZT4), and a one page health and safety waiver, and I’ll be glad to have Caroline invite you.
I didn’t say you’d be invited to the Steam beta, but a beta. For some reason we can’t get volunteers for our “What If…” department after that last mishap.
Chariots chariots, people.
Cave Johnson here.
Put down your lollipops and Good Housewife magazine, because it’s time to pay attention.
It ain’t Science and doesn’t belong in Aperture, but these kids have done some fine Aperture Science related work before (Aperture: A Triumph of Science and Lab Ratt).
Take a look, get these guys and gals funded and have GLaDOS voice that Fairy Godmother already.
That time that GLaDOS has a moustache, beard….and decidedly scarier, pair of bushy eyebrows.
{xxxviii} looks like my thumb is back in action.
Also a very typical-looking GLaDOS.
And I recently hit 100 followers; and so, thank you, haha. I’m very glad people like my art.time: 1h
Cave Johnson and Doctor Venture would be great frenemies. They would bond over their hatred of Black Mesa but would always gloat every time the other one’s company lost a contract or blew up a laboratory. They’d talk about it in the tone of a…
THOUGHTS;
Just going to leave a few
Little
Reasons why they’d be friends over their mutual love of SCIENCE
and why they’d be…”frenemies” also
Jonas has a lot going on in his life, whereas Cave had only one passion.
Science.
Jonas had friends, a little group to hang out with, super villains to arch, space stations to build, while Aperture had to work on Government contracts and scrape by while Black Mesa stole their technology and livelihood.
I think Venture and Co. realized that Cave could be a bad guy if he was pushed too far, so they tried to include him in things.
Invite him over, Jonas would make fake projects for them to collaborate on;
“Cave, I’ve got this pickle of a problem, and I knew the only person I could turn to was the head of Aperture Science himself…..yup, just come on and swing by.”
Although I am sure some contempt would have arisen with Jonas’ sexual apetite, so he’d never bring Caroline along. He assumed he had no one at home because he didn’t like to talk about his estate or personal life.
“Let’s just get to business Jonas.”
The more I think about this, the more I really want more of this.
…..DAMMIT.
and I doubt Cave would have ever uttered to Jonas about the existence of GLaDOS. That goes a little too far into Super Villain territory.
Finally finished with the Aperture theme and got the Paranoid Core in one game.
Enjoy!
“What happened to Cave Johnson?”
MUCH better quality than my last upload.
HA! Excellent. Bless you for sparing me the work of being any good at cards.
We have a new core: the Paranoid Core.
Important note. The Paranoid Core is NOT a new core.
He was the original prototype for Wheatley. He was mentioned by Eric Wolpaw two years ago, where a core, Paranoid Core was afraid of everything around him, so he set up a room with only one door, sputtering random, made up conspiracy theories and believing everyone was out to get him. He positions numerous turrets facing the door, believing it to be the only way to get in. The player (this was before Chell came back) could portal in through a broken window, pick him up from behind and he would freak out. The way into the next area had a long set of stairs down and you were able to drop him down the stairs.
Which people liked to do.
A lot.
But it eventually became too troublesome to work the mechanics of being able to pickup an drop a core whenever you want. So now Wheatley sticks to you like glue.
So this is why he has a blue optic.
Just an FYI, as people seem to think this is new.
Finally finished with the Aperture theme and got the Paranoid Core in one game.
Enjoy!
“What happened to Cave Johnson?”
MUCH better quality than my last upload.
