Life stories on your wrist, courtesy of Cave Johnson.

Life stories on your wrist, courtesy of Cave Johnson.

((They’re actually licensed figures by Valve, made by 3A and Ashley Wood.
They were available on their store for a while, but now you can find them online. They go for ~$200 a piece.
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2ATL#.UzmoD9ybhnE
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2PB0#.UzmoQdybhnE
Thanks for asking!))

((They’re actually licensed figures by Valve, made by 3A and Ashley Wood.

They were available on their store for a while, but now you can find them online. They go for ~$200 a piece.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2ATL#.UzmoD9ybhnE

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BA3AP2PB0#.UzmoQdybhnE

Thanks for asking!))

1 is the loneliest number.

Unless you include decimals and and imaginary numbers.

Then your life gets complicated.

The P-body unit was defective and had to be replaced. Seems ATLAS is happy to have their testing buddy back.

Boot Up

Pretty sure there’s a defect with these….

Pretty sure there’s a defect with these….

Glad to see my co-operative testing robots arrived safely. Relatively speaking.

People want to do all this “virtual” stuff nowadays.
Personally I don’t get it.
Here at Aperture we don’t do silly pretend games. We’ll strap you into rocket, point it at something hard and see if you can still walk afterward.

#Science

Do I get along with my coworkers?
I don’t have coworkers. I have subordinates.

Science isn’t about why or why not.

It’s about blowing something up and letting the legal team figure out how we won’t get sued.