Due to some inaccurate accounting, we’ll need $17,000 before the end of the day.
No questions asked. We’ll bring the money sacks around shortly.
In exchange, we’ll give you an extra hour in the Ball Pit. You’re welcome.
Let me tell you about a fella. Lived thousands of years ago. Only wanted folks to be a little nicer to each other. And in the end, he sacrificed himself to save us all.
You know who I’m talking about;